maritzac:

dauntlessardor:

shmeards:

gods-nips:

I AM SO FUCKING DONE WITH THIS WEBSITE LIKE I CANNOT.
I’VE BEEN LAUGHING FOR LIKE 5 MINUTES STRAIGHT.

Always reblog

like…who makes the decisions and why do the friends go along with it….

that
THAT THING RIGHT THERE
maritzac:

dauntlessardor:

shmeards:

gods-nips:

I AM SO FUCKING DONE WITH THIS WEBSITE LIKE I CANNOT.
I’VE BEEN LAUGHING FOR LIKE 5 MINUTES STRAIGHT.

Always reblog

like…who makes the decisions and why do the friends go along with it….

that
THAT THING RIGHT THERE
felixjapan:

it was snowing today in kyoto!

"Fucking white people"

— every person ever at least once regardless of skin color, heritage, or religion  (via asapkingsofparis)

(via sweetfuckingrevenge)

xxbitethebullet:

surprisebitch:

jackballs:

surprisebitch:

this is actually a very important question they never answered

that was her witch power wasn’t it

yeah. and the coven promised she will be taught how to control it. but it was completely ignored because suddenly you see her having a threesome without any explanation how she was able to control it

she had a threesome with two people who had already died. her killer vagina couldn’t do them anymore harm.

"The most important thing you can give someone is your attention."

— my psychology professor  (via foxgrl)

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julianocasabranca:

FUN STORY: my grandma lives in a city that was currently taken over by drug dealers and gangs and it’s now divided in two and my grandma is the oNLY CITIZEN IN THE WHOLE CITY who can go walking freely through both sides of the town because she used to do community work and feed the poor kids and those gang members were all fed by her so they let her come and go as she wants SO WHAT WE LEARN TODAY IS TO BE FUCKING NICE TO KIDS BC U MIGHT BE DEALING W FUTURE GANG MEMBERS

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thewordsofclayton:

sirtarantino:

a guy walked into the board room and said

"hi sweetheart if you could fix me up a coffee real quick im meeting with the regional reports manager in like five minutes, thanks darling"

and i just stared at him and coldly said

"i am the regional reports manager"

we are now twenty minutes into this board meeting and i dont think i’ve ever seen a man look so embarrassed and afraid in my whole life

Good

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As your girlfriend, I will make it my duty to turn you on at the most inappropriate of times.

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"Friendship isn’t about who you’ve known the longest. It’s about who walked into your life, said “I’m here for you” and proved it."

— (via punkrockgroupie)

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